Dwarfs and midgets… …have very little in common. #dadjokes
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. #dadjokes
This conversation with my (ex)gf Long post is long:Her: Remember dad’s tomato bushes? Well they’re attacking! At least one is leaning across the pat..
What do you say to a depressed calendar salesman? Take it one day at a time, buddy. #dadjokes
A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back… A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! W..
Was at a zoo in Shanghai this morning when several animals escaped.. Absolute pandamonium. #dadjokes
A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The ma..
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. …………… An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown suit and I ..
I’m reading a murder mystery where they bury the guy in cornstarch… I just got to the part where the plot thickens. #dadjokes
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a tuxedo.The dog?Just pants… #dadjokes