I bet you the guy who released the chain saw said… It’s cutting-hedge technology! #dadjokes
I got sacked from my job as restaurant manager today after one of my staff lost three fingers in an electric food mixer… Apparently, I failed to do ..
I’m addicted to having money in the bank… I really do suffer from withdrawals… #dadjokes
A missing letter can make… …a word of difference. #dadjokes
Why did the orange turn down the banana for a date? He didn’t a-peel to her #dadjokes
THAT MOMENT !? a guy had an argument with me… he tried ending it by saying consoles are for peasants and saying pc masterace.this guy forgot that ..
Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish… The results speak for themselves… #dadjokes
I almost got caught stealing a board game today… But it was a Risk I was willing to take… #dadjokes
When you buy a bigger bathtub… …you have more bath room but less bathroom. #dadjokes
Clean your room You never know what you have until you clean your room #dadjokes