Why is DJ Khaled’s favourite number 11? Because it has another 1. #dadjokes
Sadly, the days of people using proper English… …are went… #dadjokes
What must you wash your clothes in Tide? Because it’s too cold to wash them out-tide. #dadjokes
Life is about changing perspectives and priorities… I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, now I don’t care if they both are… #dad..
Why should you never build a commercial district in a crater? You’d have an economy in a depression. #dadjokes
I don’t get it, I clicked “Suspend” from my computer’s system menu, the screen went black… …but how come the computer is still sitting on the de..
A Vegan, an Atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar… I know because they all told me within 5 seconds #dadjokes
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman CatholicOkay I’ll show myself out #dadjokes